Be Thankful

I am thankful for Netflix

I am thankful for breadstix

I am thankful for Shock Top

I am thankful for hip hop

I am thankful for Aziz Ansari tho

I am thankful for Super Mario

I am thankful for Catan

I am thankful for plain naan

I am thankful for Moski & Punky

I am thankful I’m only an internet junky

I am thankful for XBox One

I am thankful for the clip on man bun

I am thankful for the man that raised me, my dad

I am thankful for the option to be lazy, my bad..

I am thankful for sunshine

I am thankful for a fun time

I am thankful for the 90s

I am thankful I don’t need a shiny timepiece

I am thankful for the force

I am thankful for divorce

I am thankful for Bluetooth

I am thankful for new shoes

I am thankful for my Mac Book

I am thankful my step mom taught me to cook

I am thankful for bandaids

I am thankful my dad taught me to landscape

I am thankful for everything I have been through

I am thankful for the strength to continue

I am thankful for orgasms

I am SO thankful for orgasms

I am thankful for being black and having rhythm

I am thankful for a high metabolism

I am thankful for Louis CK

I am thankful for sales on eBay

I am thankful for urban soul music

I am thankful for technology and knowing how to use it

I am thankful for Instagrams and Snapchats

I am thankful for a pretty smile and a fat ass

I am thankful for coffee and booze

I am thankful for eyes and boobs

I am thankful for my birth in 1984

I am thankful I’m not too young for anything anymore

I am thankful for my white mother

I am thankful I can check “other”

I am thankful for these gas prices

I am thankful for the last slices

I am thankful for education

I am thankful for graduation

I am thankful for penetration

I am thankful for masturbation

I am thankful you’re still reading

I am thankful I’m not bleeding

I am thankful for love and angels

I am thankful that I can be thankful